something i've found on a spanish forum, very funny and interesting.
Para los lectores de lengua inglesa que quieran aprender español.. aquí va este manual:
for the readers who speak english which want to learn spanish, here's the manual
pronunciar en ingles el texto en amarillo pero por favor en voz alta
prononce the yellow text in english but please, loudly
Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner
N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is a chicken things.
S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.
See eye = si hay = yes we have
T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you
P.D. Las dos últimas frases no forman parte de la misma conversación (espero)
the last 2 sentences are not from the same conversation (hope so)
